|In my universe, all cars look the same. Just conveniently coloured in with MS Paint.|
Fuck these people. They are the reason that we can't have nice things in life. They are the scum of the human race. They are the reason that we are still plagued by wars and human rights violations, well in to the 21st century. Furthermore, I'm holding these people personally responsible for the death of millions, who die every year from malaria, tuberculosis and cancer. They also happen to run a worldwide conspiracy, consisting of slipping certain chemicals in the water supply, which results in the mind control of the human population on an unprecedented scale.
Seriously, fuck these people. Learn some basic manners, assholes. I'm so glad that you were clever enough to work out "hey, why are people so stupid, waiting so long in traffic? I can totally use this OTHER, empty, lane to bypass all that traffic and then cut back in line!"
Well, genius, maybe you should have also put some effort into learning how queuing works. You go in on one end, and come out the other. After all, you should know - since you are a turd.
It's a system based on first-come, first-served. It's a logical arrangement, precariously balanced on patience and tolerance. And tolerance is the mortar which is holding the fucking human civilisation together. If you can't be bothered, then fucking go and live in the jungle, slinging poop like the monkey that you are.